Week 20 Lineup

Starting XI
Joe Bendik

Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Kalif Alhassan
Jermain Defoe
Erick Torres
Luis Silva
DeAndre Yedlin

Bench
Alex

Kellyn Acosta

Chance Myers

Reserves

Julio Cesar

Week 19 Lineup

Starting XI
Joe Bendik

Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Kalif Alhassan
Jermain Defoe
Erick Torres
Luis Silva
DeAndre Yedlin

Bench
Alex

Kellyn Acosta

Chance Myers

Reserves

Julio Cesar

Fans Furious Over Recent Results

Following three weeks without a lineup and a late lineup this week, Stoners fans are biting their tongues no more.

"The FO is taking a shit on us," said James Van Der Beek of Bucks County. "I feel like I'm in an R. Kelly video and not one of his music videos."

"Enough is enough. The Partnership has to take accountability for their actions," echoed Chris Brown, a longtime season ticket holder.

"I'd rather watch the ESPYs than watch the Stoners at this point," said LeBron James, NBA great and President of the Stoner Temple Pilots fan group.

"I haven't been paid in a while," wrote the author of this article, "and I don't even want to finish writ

Week 18 Lineup

Starting XI
Joe Bendik

Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
Chance Myers
Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Kalif Alhassan
Jermain Defoe
Erick Torres
Luis Silva

Bench
Alex

Kellyn Acosta

DeAndre Yedlin

Reserves

Julio Cesar

Week 14 Lineup

Starting XI
Joe Bendik

Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
Chance Myers
Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Kalif Alhassan
Jermain Defoe
Erick Torres
Luis Silva

Bench
Alex

Kellyn Acosta

DeAndre Yedlin

Reserves

Julio Cesar

Week 12 Lineup

Starting XI
Joe Bendik

Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
DeAndre Yedlin
Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Kalif Alhassan
Jermain Defoe
Chance Myers
Luis Silva

Bench
Alex

Kellyn Acosta

Erick Torres

Reserves

Julio Cesar

Stoners drop Bautista, add Joe Bendik

Week 11

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
DeAndre Yedlin
Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Erick Torres
Kalif Alhassan
Jermain Defoe
Chance Myers

Bench
Alex

Luis Silva
Kellyn Acosta

Reserves

Adolfo Bautista

Week 10

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
DeAndre Yedlin
Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Erick Torres
Kalif Alhassan
Chance Myers
Adolfo Bautista
Bench
Alex

Luis Silva

Kellyn Acosta

Reserves

Jermain Defoe

Game Day Lineup

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Jermain Defoe
Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
DeAndre Yedlin
Vincent Noguiera
Alex
Nick LaBrocca
Will Bruin
Erick Torres
Kalif Alhassan

Bench
Adolfo Bautista

Chance Myers
Kellyn Acosta

Reserves
Luis Silva

Week 8 Lineup

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

DeAndre Yedlin
Vincent Noguiera
Alex
Nick LaBrocca
Adolfo Bautista
Chance Myers
Will Bruin
Erick Torres (Captain)
Kellyn Acosta
Kalif Alhassan

Bench
Jermain DefoeRobbie Keane
Rob Friend

Reserves
Luis Silva

Week 7 Lineup

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

DeAndre Yedlin
Vincent Noguiera
Alex
Nick LaBrocca
Robbie Keane (Captain)
Will Bruin
Erick Torres
Jermain Defoe
Kalif Alhassan
Rob Friend
Bench
Adolfo Bautista
Chance Myers
Kellyn Acosta

Reserves
Luis Silva

Stoners Sign Alhassan, Drop Berner

Sign Kalif Alhassan (Portland), Drop John Berner (Colorado).

Week 6 Starting Lineup

Starters
Julio Cesar

Vincent Noguiera
Nick LaBrocca
Erick Torres
Will Bruin
Robbie Keane (Captain)
Bofo Bautista
Kellyn Acosta
DeAndre Yedlin
Rob Friend
Alex

Subs
Jermain Defoe
Luis Silva
Chance Myers

Reserves
John Berner

Drop Chara, Add John Berner

With an eye to the World Cup weeks, the Stoners have added Rapids GK John Berner pending league approval.

Week 5 Lineup

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Vincent Noguiera
Will Bruin
Robbie Keane (Captain)
Rob Friend
Erick Torres
Adolfo Bautista
Kellyn Acosta
DeAndre Yedlin
Nick LaBrocca
Alex

Subs
Diego Chara (TENTATIVELY OUT PENDING LEAGUE APPROVAL)
Chance Myers
Jermaine Defoe
(John Berner IF APPROVED)

Reserve
Luis Silva

EDIT: If Berner acquisition goes through, Myers moves up to first bench spot and Berner grabs last bench spot.

Stoners Make Moves

Add Chance Myers (SKC) and Kellyn Acosta (DAL)
Drop Fondy & Pierazzi

*Pending League Approval

Week 4 Starting XI

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Jermain Defoe
Will Bruin
Diego Chara
Vincent Noguiera
Erick Torres (Captain)
Adolfo Bautista
Nick LaBrocca
DeAndre Yedlin
Alex
Luis Silva

Substitutes
Matthew Fondy
Jean Baptiste-Pierazzi
Rob Friend

Reserve
Robbie Keane

Week 3 Lineup

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Jermain Defoe (Captain)
Robbie Keane
Vincent Noguiera
Rob Friend
Erick Torres
Adolfo Bautista
Nick LaBrocca
DeAndre Yedlin
Alex
Luis Silva

Substitutes
Diego Chara
Matthew Fondy
Jean Baptiste-Pierazzi

Reserve
Will Bruin

Week 2 Lineup

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Will Bruin (Captain)
Jermaine Defoe
Vincent Noguiera
DeAndre Yedlin
Adolfo Bautista
Erick Torres
Alex
Matthew Fondy
Diego Chara
Nick LaBrocca

Subs
Jean-Baptiste Pierazzi
Robbie Keane
Rob Friend

Reserves
Luis Silva

Stoners Drop not-so-revolutionary Imbongo, add fiery Alex

Dude didn't even make the bench. Cut. Welcome the one-namers.

Drop Imbongo (NER), add Alex (CHI)

Week 1 Lineup

Starters
Julio Cesar

DeAndre Yedlin
Luis Silva
Will Bruin
Rob Friend
Robbie Keane
Erick Torres
Vincent Noguiera
Diego Chara
Matthew Fondy
Dimitry Imbongo

Bench
Adolfo Bautista
Nick LaBrocca
Jermaine Defoe

Reserve
Jean Baptiste Pierazi

Stoners Sign Three More!

Due to their incredible Wonderlic scores, Sal Zizzo, Dimitry Imbongo, and Diego Chara have been brought in by the Partnership.

Stoners sign Jean-Baptiste Pierazzi

Stoners Sign Nick LaBrocca

Lots of moves anticipated today as The Partnership tries to answer for its early 2000s Minnesota Vikings-esque draft day policy to angry fans.

Roster Moves

After careful deliberation, the Partnership has decided to select DeAndre Yedlin as the franchise's first ever Retention Player.

Additionally, Robbie Keane and Will Bruin will be returning once again as Designated Players.

Finally, Eddie Gaven remains sorely missed. Go Stoners!